Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour.
Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour.
Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour.
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Explore the city with San Francisco's most hilarious, imaginative and EXCITING storyteller!
Enjoy original FOLKLORE and FAIRYTALES told by Clyde Always: a professional storyteller, published poet and decade-long resident of the City by the Bay. Hear about witches & wisemen, hobos & hipster-emperors. Bring your imagination!
Get to know these three famous neighborhoods: the Mission, the Castro and the Duboce Triangle.
Get insider knowledge of the best eateries, parks, shops and more. See beautiful street-art, landmarks and architecture. Experience the City like a local.
BEWARE! Some of the information presented will be highly UNBELIEVABLE. Have fun sorting the fact from the fiction.
-A 2.2 mile (3.5 km) walk with no hills. One public restroom along the way.
Please note: this tour is NOT for the whole family. Script includes profanity and you might see a nudist or two.
Guaranteed to entertain, enliven and uplift. An experience you'll always remember.
Itinerary
Mission Dolores
5 minsAdmission Ticket FreeAfter hearing a thorough history of the Old Spanish Mission, the tour will take a wild turn. Brace yourself for a fable you will never forget. . DISCLAIMER: only 51% of information provided is guaranteed to be verifiable. Guests are required to sort the fact from the fiction. "Never let the truth come in the way of a good story." --Mark TwainMission Dolores Park
5 minsAdmission Ticket FreeOn the beautiful lawn of the hippest park in The City, your host will entertain you with a traditional, San Francisco folktale. Before moving on to the next location, there will be an opportunity to use the restroom.Harvey Milk Plaza
5 minsAdmission Ticket FreeGet a glimpse of the Gayest Place on Earth and learn about the outrage known as the Twinkie Defense. Here, you will have an opportunity to purchase a refreshment from a local vendor: coffee, cocktails, ice cream, etc. Hot Cookie is a popular choice (featuring X-rated baked goods).Corona Heights
5 minsAdmission Ticket FreeBeneath the mighty mountain, you'll hear about the many eccentricities of Emperor Norton--San Francisco's most beloved kook.Duboce Triangle
5 minsAdmission Ticket FreeAmong the rows of beautiful Queen Anne Victorians, your host will mystify you with a magical story all about a world traveler like yourself. . WARNING! Tour includes profanity, blasphemy, rhyming, drug-references and occasional nudity. The route is 2 miles (3.5 kilometers); piggyback rides available for an additional charge.
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